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abnormalpleasuress:immoral tales

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 14:57:26 -0400

abnormalpleasuress:

immoral tales

johnnyjoestarrelatable: rb if you’re a bi bitch who loves carbs

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 12:56:07 -0400

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

rb if you’re a bi bitch who loves carbs

bettershitbricks: hearing a guy say “i’m gonna cum” is just so sexy cos his voice goes all strained...

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 06:45:24 -0400

bettershitbricks:

hearing a guy say “i’m gonna cum” is just so sexy cos his voice goes all strained and shit

quicsilver:why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin...

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 04:58:49 -0400

quicsilver:

why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had ur back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary.

When u think about it, Eugene hasn’t had any sex for the past year

Sat, 12 May 2018 11:35:50 -0400

So? Who he’s waiting for is worth waiting for, wouldn’t you say?

dreamedsilverwings: I don’t know why I am doing this (I have never written smut), but the first 5...

Sat, 12 May 2018 11:27:39 -0400

dreamedsilverwings:

I don’t know why I am doing this (I have never written smut), but the first 5 request will have some smutty of the ships that will be in the tags. Just send me the ship and a number ;)
Promps from @ mightymorphingayagenda
body worship after fight/breakup
cheating on a partner with each other
engagement sex
trying to get pregnant
candle/hot wax play
sex while high
car sex
stripper AU (optional request specific outfit)
student/teacher or student/professor
playing with sex toys
public sex
spanking
honeymoon sex
sex tape
happy ending massage
tattoo kink
prostitute AU
threesome
hate sex
lap dance
sub/dom
eating food off partner
choking
camgirl/guy au (helping partner make a video OR meeting a frequent viewer OR one finding out the other is a camgirl/guy)
boss/employee
halloween, turned on by costume (optional request specific costumes)
cop/perp
loud sex
butt plugs

johannathemad: rebloggable requested by anonymous MOTHER OF...

Sat, 12 May 2018 09:59:08 -0400

johannathemad:

rebloggable requested by anonymous

MOTHER OF OTPS!

i will forever demand sex after the timeskip! because, you know… tHEY PROBABLY FUCKING MISSED EACH OTHER LIKE A LOT

Overwhelmed

Sat, 12 May 2018 08:04:11 -0400

drabblers:

Prompt: Project
Fandom: Bleach
Characters: Kuchiki Rukia, Kurosaki Ichigo
Setting: Modern AU, Established relationship
557 Words

A groan of sheer frustration that Rukia had tried to keep bottled up for the past hour tore its way up her throat and escaped from her lips.

She let her head fall to rest on her arms and felt like banging it against the table top for good measure.

A deafening silence followed her little episode; then chair legs screeched against the floor and heavy footsteps drew near.

A large, warm hand settled on Rukia’s slumped shoulder and gave it a gentle squeeze.

Rukia sighed and drew herself up. She clamped her hand over the one still gripping her shoulder.

She looked over her shoulder and met the dark eyes of her fiancé.

“Is it too late to elope?” she blurted out.

Ichigo’s scowl turned into a surprised frown.

“Yes,” he replied firmly. “Cuz that’s what you told me last month when I asked you the same question.”

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garashirs: concept: kissing a monster w fangs and feeling the points of their teeth catching...

Fri, 11 May 2018 04:10:26 -0400

garashirs:

concept: kissing a monster w fangs and feeling the points of their teeth catching against your bottom lip

die-rosastrasse: Franz Xaver Winterhalter German,...

Thu, 10 May 2018 09:25:01 -0400

die-rosastrasse:

Franz Xaver Winterhalter

German, 1805-1873

Florinda (details)

shhtako: • SHE’S THAI!!!!• SHE WAS REALLY CLOSE WITH HER OLDER SISTER. THEY USED TO SHARE A ROOM...

Tue, 08 May 2018 17:06:23 -0400

shhtako:

• SHE’S THAI!!!!
• SHE WAS REALLY CLOSE WITH HER OLDER SISTER. THEY USED TO SHARE A ROOM AND HER SISTER WAS SO SUPPORTIVE WHEN BLAZE CAME OUT (SHE WAS THE FIRST PERSON SHE TOLD)
• HER PARENTS WERE GREAT AND LOVING, AND THEY WERE IMMIGRANTS SO THEY WERE VERY CULTURAL(?) HER PARENTS OWNED A CAFE AND BLAZE AND HER SISTER WOULD WORK THERE DURING THE SUMMER (TILL HER SISTER WENT OFF TO UNI)
• SHE WENT TO PUBLIC SCHOOL AND THEN COLLEGE AND UNI WHERE SHE STUDIED PSYCHOLOGY. SHE WAS ALSO TRAINED IN KICKBOXING 😎
• SHE CHANGED HER NAME BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO
• WHEN DANIEL WAS 17/18 HE WAS IN COLLEGE AND HE STUDIED ENGLISH LIT, HISTORY AND MUSIC
• HE LOVED AND WAS SO GOOD AT PLAYING THE PIANO, AND HIS MUM WAS ACTUALLY PROUD OF HIM FOR THAT (IT WAS HIS REDEEMING QUALITY TO HER)
• HE HAD A WEEKEND EVENING JOB PLAYING THE PIANO AT A BAR/CLUB (HOBO NICK FEELS)
• HE HAD ONLY A FEW CLOSE FRIENDS, AND HE SPENT A LOT OF TIME WITH HIS HEAD IN BOOKS OR IN FRONT OF A PIANO
• DANIEL WOULD
• HE WOULD WRITE DOWN MUSIC HE WOULD WRITE, SOME INTERESTING HISTORICAL FACTS AND DOODLES
• IN TERMS OF WORK, HE WOULD THINK ABOUT IT FIRST. THIS IS BECAUSE HE DOESN’T WANT ANYTHING BAD HAPPENING, HE LIKED HAVING A CONTROLLED WORK ENVIRONMENT
• IN GENERAL, HE TAKES A CHANCE. IF HE NEEDS TO SAY SOMETHING, HE WILL, AND HE SOMETIMES DOESN’T THINK ABOUT IF IT COULD HURT OR OFFEND A PERSON (REFER TO HIS INTERACTIONS WITH DANIEL)
THANK YOUUUU @theblueninjabear 💖💖💖

zfic: THIS ACTUALLY MAKES SO MUCH SENSE BECAUSE MILO WRITES EVERYTHING IN HIS JOURNALLIKE...

Tue, 08 May 2018 13:00:16 -0400

zfic:

THIS ACTUALLY MAKES SO MUCH SENSE BECAUSE MILO WRITES EVERYTHING IN HIS JOURNAL
LIKE EVERYTHING
AND WHY HIS PARENTS ARE ALWAYS SO BUSY THEYRE DOING MYSTERIOUS ALIEN STUFF
milo doesnt quite know how humans take care of their vehicles so he pretty much straight up walks into jeremiahs garage, points at his and a few other customers bikes and is like ‘could you please show me how you fix this?’
what milo doesnt expect is jeremiah going ‘yeah, sure’ so nonchalantly
he also doesnt expect to feels such things like attraction for a…….human….
and this human has markings on their skin, fascinating and beautiful markings, they must be a fearsome warrior (hes been studying on ancient body art practices okay)
and slowly slowly they build this friendship over the summer and i cry thinking about iiiittt
btw milo ignores human concepts of gender and gendered clothing (whatever the hell that means) so he turns up in mini skirts and shorts and huge flowery shirts and headbands and clips and jeremiah looks SO forward to seeing what milo wears when he turns up at his garage for another lesson of Motorbike Maintenance 101
jeremiah sneaking looks 24/7 AND MILO WISHES JEREMIAH WOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT OMGGG
bc like can u imagine how that must feel wanting this dense af bonehead and doing your best to figure out if he feels the same way BUT HES HUMAN AND THEYRE SO UNECESSARILY COMPLICATED
and this time milos an alien so his Jeremiah Sensitivity Radar is constantly goinG OMG MILO IMPRINTING ON JEREMIAH AHAHAHAHAH
and they do manage to pull it out the bag and get together, milo gets fed up and kisses jeremiahs shoulder and jeremiahs literally gapes at him for a full minute AND POOR MILO IS SO WORRIED HE DID SOMETHING TO OFFEND JEREMIAH
WHAT IF HE MISSED SOMETHING IN HIS RESEARCH ABOUT HUMAN COURTSHIP AND SHOULDER KISSES WERE IDK A TABOO
when jeremiah finally fucking snaps out of it he pulls milo to him and kiiissses him so good and theyre so amazing and pure waaaaahhh
jeremiah taking milo out to all these places and milo is learning so much and hes finished so many journals
but not only on what hes done or noticed or seen or heard but hes writing about his feelings about jeremiah and what he wants to do with jeremiah (iycmd) and really delving deep into what it means to fall in love with a human and share these experiences with him
but like
once theyre together jeremiah notices how much milo asks about things he should really know about by now? i mean he asked a lot about bikes and cars and stuff but he figured that was normal, milo clearly didnt know about that stuff
BC ONE DAY
‘whats this’
'whats wha-BABY PUT THAT DOWN’
as in milo caught a rat and didnt know whether it was a very small cat or a very large mouse
after that traumatic incident jeremiah is like really suspicious and going to milos house for dinner only confirms his suspicions
bc milos parents are so…. mechanical?? in the way they carry themselves, the way they dress, all that
clearly milo, for all his questions, took to human behaviour quicker than his parents
'where are you from?’
'here?’
'you asked me what an ice cube was made out of. and you werent talkin’ about frozen water’
thing is milo trusts him wholeheartedly he doesnt want to lie to him
'yeah, im uh im from here’
'wheres here?’
'ear-’
AND THEN HE STOPS HIMSELF AND STARES AT JEREMIAH
'WERE YOU JUST ABOUT TO SAY EARTH’
'NO I WAS GONNA SAY IRELAND’
'IRELAND DONT START WITH AN 'ER’ MILO’
and milo puts his head in his hands and jeremiahs like OH NO
so he puts an arm around milo and kisses his neck and murmurs his apology but omfg is milo…,.,..glowing????
and his hair turns platinum white and his skin grows a pale green and the back of his neck is whats glowing in this pale blue light, showing his quickening pulse
‘i’m not exactly from here’ milos says into his hands
jeremiah’s kinda lost for words at this point but not because he’s freaked out (i mean it’s weird af dont get me wrong) but milo is just so fckn beautiful omg
‘so…where are you from?’ jeremiah asks slowly
‘a planet called deigea. it’s similar to earth, except yknow, i’m green’
then jeremiah takes milos wrists and pulls his hands away and tilts his chin up and gives him the softest of kisses
‘tell me more about it’
MY HEAAAARRRRTTTTT
@konnichiwamybitches THANK U FOR THIS IM SICK AND CRYING BUT I LOVE MY CHILDREN SO MUCH I KEEP SAYING IT BUT ITS SO TRUE ALSO ALIEN MILO IS A GEMMMM

@konnichiwamybitches

’he smells very nice and when i asked him what scented oil or perfume he used he said he just wears deodorant and ive concluded that he just smells that way and i believe its triggering arousal in me’

'the markings on his skin dont signify his status as a warrior, rather, his immense love for his mother and his reverance of large cats’

'his hands are strong with neat nails, they are quite attractive. i enjoy seeing them but i would like them to be on me one day’

'he loves his mother so much, but his father is a topic best avoided’

'he cuts his hair short and makes sure to shave because if he lets it grow he looks too much like his father and, i quote, “nobody wants to look like that drunk bitch”’

'jeremiah touched my lower back when he leant past me to explain the exhaust system and i feel like crying’

'his eyes arent black, but a very dark brown in the light and i love them’

’i almost passed out when he smiled at me’

'i………..have started to imprint on him. what will i tell mother’

’IT WAS FAR TOO MUCH BEING AROUND HIM TODAY AND I NEEDED AN OUTLET AND I KISSED HIS SHOULDER BEFORE I COULD STOP MYSELF AND I THOUGHT I OFFENDED HIM BUT HE KISSED ME BACK. ON THE LIPS. FOR A LONG TIME’

'ive had barely any time to write in my journal, there are so many fantastic things to see and seeing them with jeremiah makes them so much more enjoyable. we’re going to the lake tomorrow with his friends and they will teach me how to fish. (that is, to catch a fish, not be one)’

'i wonder if the questions i ask him are becoming too obvious. i wish i could tell him’

'we had relations for the first time last night and i had to concentrate on keeping my human guise up because, as he said afterwards, “holy shit that was good”’

'i didnt know what a rat was and when i picked one up he freaked out and took it by its tail and threw it into the bush. he rushed me inside and washed my hands and collapsed on a chair with a hand over his eyes and told me that “it couldve bitten me and that wouldnt have been grand”. i dont think he likes them (even though his affinity for four legged animals is impressive) so im going to buy him a lot of rat keepsakes to remind him of the time he saved my life and that the look on his face when he saw me with the rat was the funniest thing ive ever seen’

'for the life of me i cannot stop thinking about him’

'i told him and cant have trusted anyone more’

THIS ACTUALLY MAKES SO MUCH SENSE BECAUSE MILO WRITES EVERYTHING IN HIS JOURNALLIKE EVERYTHINGAND...

Mon, 07 May 2018 08:50:06 -0400

THIS ACTUALLY MAKES SO MUCH SENSE BECAUSE MILO WRITES EVERYTHING IN HIS JOURNAL
LIKE EVERYTHING
AND WHY HIS PARENTS ARE ALWAYS SO BUSY THEYRE DOING MYSTERIOUS ALIEN STUFF
milo doesnt quite know how humans take care of their vehicles so he pretty much straight up walks into jeremiahs garage, points at his and a few other customers bikes and is like ‘could you please show me how you fix this?’
what milo doesnt expect is jeremiah going ‘yeah, sure’ so nonchalantly
he also doesnt expect to feels such things like attraction for a…….human….
and this human has markings on their skin, fascinating and beautiful markings, they must be a fearsome warrior (hes been studying on ancient body art practices okay)
and slowly slowly they build this friendship over the summer and i cry thinking about iiiittt
btw milo ignores human concepts of gender and gendered clothing (whatever the hell that means) so he turns up in mini skirts and shorts and huge flowery shirts and headbands and clips and jeremiah looks SO forward to seeing what milo wears when he turns up at his garage for another lesson of Motorbike Maintenance 101
jeremiah sneaking looks 24/7 AND MILO WISHES JEREMIAH WOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT OMGGG
bc like can u imagine how that must feel wanting this dense af bonehead and doing your best to figure out if he feels the same way BUT HES HUMAN AND THEYRE SO UNECESSARILY COMPLICATED
and this time milos an alien so his Jeremiah Sensitivity Radar is constantly goinG OMG MILO IMPRINTING ON JEREMIAH AHAHAHAHAH
and they do manage to pull it out the bag and get together, milo gets fed up and kisses jeremiahs shoulder and jeremiahs literally gapes at him for a full minute AND POOR MILO IS SO WORRIED HE DID SOMETHING TO OFFEND JEREMIAH
WHAT IF HE MISSED SOMETHING IN HIS RESEARCH ABOUT HUMAN COURTSHIP AND SHOULDER KISSES WERE IDK A TABOO
when jeremiah finally fucking snaps out of it he pulls milo to him and kiiissses him so good and theyre so amazing and pure waaaaahhh
jeremiah taking milo out to all these places and milo is learning so much and hes finished so many journals
but not only on what hes done or noticed or seen or heard but hes writing about his feelings about jeremiah and what he wants to do with jeremiah (iycmd) and really delving deep into what it means to fall in love with a human and share these experiences with him
but like
once theyre together jeremiah notices how much milo asks about things he should really know about by now? i mean he asked a lot about bikes and cars and stuff but he figured that was normal, milo clearly didnt know about that stuff
BC ONE DAY
'whats this’
'whats wha-BABY PUT THAT DOWN’
as in milo caught a rat and didnt know whether it was a very small cat or a very large mouse
after that traumatic incident jeremiah is like really suspicious and going to milos house for dinner only confirms his suspicions
bc milos parents are so…. mechanical?? in the way they carry themselves, the way they dress, all that
clearly milo, for all his questions, took to human behaviour quicker than his parents
'where are you from?’
'here?’
'you asked me what an ice cube was made out of. and you werent talkin’ about frozen water’
thing is milo trusts him wholeheartedly he doesnt want to lie to him
'yeah, im uh im from here’
'wheres here?’
'ear-’
AND THEN HE STOPS HIMSELF AND STARES AT JEREMIAH
'WERE YOU JUST ABOUT TO SAY EARTH’
'NO I WAS GONNA SAY IRELAND’
'IRELAND DONT START WITH AN 'ER’ MILO’
and milo puts his head in his hands and jeremiahs like OH NO
so he puts an arm around milo and kisses his neck and murmurs his apology but omfg is milo…,.,..glowing????
and his hair turns platinum white and his skin grows a pale green and the back of his neck is whats glowing in this pale blue light, showing his quickening pulse
‘i’m not exactly from here’ milos says into his hands
jeremiah’s kinda lost for words at this point but not because he’s freaked out (i mean it’s weird af dont get me wrong) but milo is just so fckn beautiful omg
‘so…where are you from?’ jeremiah asks slowly
‘a planet called deigea. it’s similar to earth, except yknow, i’m green’
then jeremiah takes milos wrists and pulls his hands away and tilts his chin up and gives him the softest of kisses
‘tell me more about it’
MY HEAAAARRRRTTTTT

@konnichiwamybitches THANK U FOR THIS IM SICK AND CRYING BUT I LOVE MY CHILDREN SO MUCH I KEEP SAYING IT BUT ITS SO TRUE ALSO ALIEN MILO IS A GEMMMM

monstersrcuties: monstersrcuties: beast: im a hideous monster >:( belle’s furry ass: its whats...

Mon, 07 May 2018 05:37:53 -0400

monstersrcuties:

monstersrcuties:

beast: im a hideous monster >:(

belle’s furry ass: its whats on the inside that counts :))))))

beast: *turns back into a human* now we can b together :))

belle: i guess :/

Where The Mist Grows Heavy //

Sat, 05 May 2018 05:05:21 -0400

zfic:

Author: Me!

Rating: M

quick angsty ichiruki drabble i decided i had to write??? it makes no sense though so don’t worry if you get confused, i am too lmao

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Where The Mist Grows Heavy //

Fri, 04 May 2018 16:37:17 -0400

Author: Me!
Rating: M
quick angsty ichiruki drabble i decided i had to write??? it makes no sense though so don’t worry if you get confused, i am too lmao

She went to the wedding because, despite everything, she was his best friend.

She went because he went to hers when the first of the April showers parted the heavens, and he had the strength to look her in the eye and tell her in exactly zero words that yes, he still loved her.

She went because she would tell him the same thing. Chin up, head on.

The evening her engagement was fixed, and by all accounts she shouldn’t have, she called him.

Meet me in the park.

It’s just gone midnight, come over.

I can’t. The park, Ichigo.

Static.

Fine.

The mist was overpowering, and Rukia could have blamed the suffocating sensation creeping up her throat on the heaviness of the low clouds, but she knew better.

Hands resting clasped in her lap, she had only been waiting for three minutes on the park bench, which meant he ran here, to her.

His sneakers, battered and scuffed, stepped into her lowered line of sight. And when she looked up into his scowl, she shook her head, her bangs tickling her temples.

“Come home.” Ichigo said, his voice rough.

“A date’s fixed.” She replied.

“Come home.” He said again, inching closer.

“They grew impatient. With me, with us.” Her hands clenched around each other, “They’ve had enough.”

She was conscious of the tension between them, one that all but screamed just fucking touch me you’ve done it a thousand and one times before what makes now any different?

But when a hand reached out to cup her jaw, she found herself forcing her to let him. It wasn’t until she turned her cheek into his palm, pressing the corner of her lip to the callous at the base of his thumb, that she stopped bothering to control her breathing.

She was well past controlling herself around him, anyway.

“Who?” He rasped.

She shook her head again.

“Rukia.” Her chest contracted as the roll of his tongue caressed the syllables of her name, “Who is it?”

“Renji, gods. Renji.” She tore her hands apart and clutched the bench on either side of her, “Next month.”

There was, Rukia found, very little she needed to say anymore. Very little indeed. She couldn’t find the motivation to tell him that Renji said he wanted nothing to do with marriage, either. She knew better, of course, but his saving face for her wasn’t overlooked.

“Are you… Do you…” He trailed off, his hand still holding her face with the kind of gentleness they only knew from each other. Charged, meaningful.

And, of course, she knew exactly what he was trying to ask her, “No.”

She also knew that the pull on her hair, the intensity of his brown eyes on her, the hint of his sneer in his top lip meant he wanted to say good, good, you love me.

With the tug on his wrist, a fist in his shirt, the tremble of her arms, she said not him. You.

Then Ichigo’s mouth was on hers and he lifted her and set her down again, on him, on the bench, in the middle of the park in the middle of the night and she didn’t care.

They fought and they fought and they fought for Sereitei, for the whole fucking world, and it was still too much to say yes, yes you may marry a human.

But why should she need permission?

Simce when did either of them need permission at all?

She gasped and shifted the hem of her dress for him. They fitted so well, their bodies were so familiar to each other, so right.

Sweat beaded at the crown of her head and her knees chafed against the damp wood of the bench on either side of him. Her fingers dug into Ichigo’s shoulders, and she kissed him and kissed him and kissed him.

When they finished, panting against each other, he remained inside her, anchored against her. They figured out long ago that their bodies, their very biologies, were starkly different. She couldn’t have children with him, and the bittersweet aftertaste of it all wasn’t lost on her.

But she went to his wedding, anyway.

Because he went to hers.

Because no matter how much they fought, ripping through every barrier that they came up against, apparently, terribly, it wasn’t enough.

You don’t get to change the rules. You protected Sereitei, and we are grateful. But this affects nothing. War heroes do not alter what has always been. Especially in matters that do not concern them.

What concerned her, however, was producing an heir for the Kuchiki family. An heir that, until Ichigo naturally passed away (the thought, even if, in essence, it would allow them to marry, made her sick to her core), she could not produce.

Byakuya is a lost case. She was told. There is no motivating him to take another wife. It falls as your duty now.

Duty.

Above anything else, duty.

She smiled ruefully to herself as she thought of that old drive; doing what she had to do for the greater good, for the will of the elders, set in the rigid mould of what simply is and what shall always be.

They couldn’t even elope. Once the families and the courts and Sereitei itself decided the situation of her engagement, her duty was binding and anything less would bring shame upon her and her family.

You can’t let that happen again.

The elders said, as if she planned on being used and imprisoned.

Ichigo looked so sad.

Up at the altar, dressed in his groom’s robes, a picture of youth. Lost youth. On his wedding day. Sad.

It wasn’t her.

Up at the altar, dressed in her bridal robes, a picture of happiness. Of happiness conquered and totally, unquestionably hers. On her wedding day. To him.

And when he looked back at her, from the corner of his eye, when he looked back at her her tears ran free.

Because she saw the rain.

AAAAAAAAAHHH FAVEcan u imagine jeremiah’s bike thoooooeternal winter zombie apocalypsemilo was...

Thu, 03 May 2018 16:59:09 -0400

AAAAAAAAAHHH FAVE
can u imagine jeremiah’s bike thooooo
eternal winter zombie apocalypse
milo was burying his dog in his front garden in the dead of night when jeremiah spotted this gorgeous boy while on his way to a survivors bunker near milos house
jeremiah’s ma is still alive in the bunker with a whole group of people but milos parents have been missing for a few weeks now
milos only been able to survive this far by shutting himself in the basement with his old dog and all the food in the house
but he eventually had to come up to bury the scruffy boy when he passed away in his sleep
so jeremiah sees him sniffling over a pile of freshly dug earth and he feels immensely sorry for him
BUT HES ALSO LIKE SO FUCKING ALARMED BC WE’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR AND OMFG HES JUST???SITTING THERE ALONE??? OUT IN THE OPEN???
milo being a little starstruck when he looks up at jeremiah approaching him bc isnt that the guy from the motorbike garage down the road that he always has to walk really fast to get past so he doesnt do anything embarassing like make eye contact?
‘hey, i really dont think you should be out here?’
‘uuuhhh… my uh, dog just died’
‘oh, shit im sorry. but like, i dont want you to die, so…’
tHEN THERES A HUGE CRASH, SHATTERING GLASS AND THIS GOD AWFUL GROAN AND ABOUT ELEVEN ZOMBIES TUMBLE OUT THIS SUPERMARKET AND HEAD STRAIGHT FOR THEM
'get on the bike’
'you really didnt have to tell me that’
man they race to that bunker and about halfway there jeremiah presses his lips to milos ear and tells him to take control
MILOS LIKE WHAT
BUT JEREMIAHS ALREADY LET GO AND MILOS COMPLETELY FLUSTERED AND HE GRABS THE HANDLE BARS
jeremiah gets a gun out from inside his jacket pocket and, genius that he is, hits six zombies square in the forehead
(there are six rounds in his gun)
thats how they meeet and then from there to about a few weeks later there is just SO MUCH MUTUAL PINING ITS SO PAINFUL
standing real close at meetings AND JUST BEING SO AWARE RHAT THE OTHER IS THERE
talking for ages at the top most part of the bunker where theres actually a window and you can see so many starsss
leaving each other food or snacks in the places they’ll most likely be
MILO BEING WORRIED AF WAITING FOR JEREMIAH AND THE REST OF THE RAID TO COME HOME FROM A DAY AND NIGHT OF ZOMBIE FIGHTING
then one night milo wakes up from a nightmare bc he figured that its more than likely his parents are zombies and they were eating him alive
he goes to jeremiahs small makeshift room and just gets into bed with him hes so tired and scared and wanting to be safe with jeremiah
BUT JEREMIAHS ON A RAID SO HE BURIES HIMSELF IN JEREMIAH SMELLING BLANKETS AND FALLS ASLEEP COMFORTED BY JUST THAT LITTLE PRESENCE
jeremiah returns and sees this heap on his bed
and when he sees milos face he changes and automatically crawls into bed with him and kisses his neck and combs through his hair with his fingertips as milo sleeps
when milo wakes up the next morning he kinda flings himself at jeremiah after he remembers
their first time is the sweetest thing omfg
lots of soft voices and smiles and kisses
soon after that milo starts to join raids and MAN
THEYRE SUCH A FUCKING TEAM I MEAN
milo vents all this rage out on the motherfuckers that took his parents away, hell that took his DOG away
jeremiah finds this unceasingly hot
obv

THANK U @konnichiwamybitches THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN I LOVE MY CHILDREN

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Thu, 03 May 2018 13:45:13 -0400

missvswan: venom: *is a giant beast with rows of sharp teeth and a thicc tongue who can crush your...

Tue, 01 May 2018 13:35:40 -0400

missvswan:

venom: *is a giant beast with rows of sharp teeth and a thicc tongue who can crush your pelvis and eat half of your ass in one go*
y’all on tumblr dot com:

givemebackmyburritoyoumiscreant: i made an alignment chart bc...

Tue, 01 May 2018 05:56:24 -0400

givemebackmyburritoyoumiscreant:

i made an alignment chart bc that’s what people are doing nowadays

anyway tag urself i’m a twenty one pilots lesbian